"Never a Doubt" Pool Team, Palatine Illinois
"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."  - George Carlin (r.i.p.)

APA Website
North Cook County APA (Karl Nordeen's league site)
Chicago APA Website (Brad Hall's League)
Chicago-Pool.com Website

Palatine 8 Ball Fall/Winter Schedule
Weekly Team Stats
Weekly Player Stats
Meet The Team
Contact Information
Fan Mail and Guestbook
Picture of a pool table
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